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Two sleek black Oriental Shorthair cats sit beside an imbalanced scale with two food bowls—one full and the other half-full—symbolizing fairness, support, and quiet struggles in a multi-cat household.

The Price of Fame, The Weight of Being Seen

February 17, 2025
After Schmutz’s little influencer disaster (see: The Fake Fame Catastrophe), Mum and I found ourselves in a late-night conversation about money, support, and the strange ways we show love. Schmutz had wanted fifty euros to buy fake fame from a scammer. Mum
A dramatic, noir-style portrait of a black Oriental Shorthair cat with large, expressive ears, holding a tiny bat-like puppet on strings. The image has a dark, moody background, with a "The Caretaker" logo in the upper corner, styled like "The Godfather" movie title. The cat’s gaze is intense, exuding authority and quiet control.

The Playtime Gambit: A Tale of Delegated Mischief

February 15, 2025
It begins with a single, well-placed whine. A chirp, if you will. The sound of a cat who has been gravely neglected in the department of recreational stimulation. Felix, predictably, looks up from whatever mundane human activity he’s performing (typing, eating, existing)
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Creative Writing

The worn-out poster, its edges curling, suggesting a rule long enforced. The bold, stark '95', both a warning and a sentence. The cracked, stained wall, whispering of those who failed before.

95 Chapter 1:

February 20, 2025
The Bureau of Acceptable Care By the year 2042, humanity had arrived at a simple conclusion: people could not be trusted to care. Not