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A dramatic, noir-style portrait of a black Oriental Shorthair cat with large, expressive ears, holding a tiny bat-like puppet on strings. The image has a dark, moody background, with a "The Caretaker" logo in the upper corner, styled like "The Godfather" movie title. The cat’s gaze is intense, exuding authority and quiet control.

The Playtime Gambit: A Tale of Delegated Mischief

February 15, 2025
It begins with a single, well-placed whine. A chirp, if you will. The sound of a cat who has been gravely neglected in the department of recreational stimulation. Felix, predictably, looks up from whatever mundane human activity he’s performing (typing, eating, existing)
A missing cat poster featuring a pencil sketch of a ginger and white cat named Milly. The sketch has a courtroom-style illustration, giving it a serious yet heartfelt tone. The poster is minimal, with only "MISSING: MILLY" in bold letters at the top.

The Trickbetrügerkatze Is Missing—Should I Care?

February 14, 2025
I was sitting in the hallway, grooming with purposeful nonchalance, when I heard it. Mum spoke in a hushed tone to Dad, as if uttering something unspeakable. “I found a note from the owner,” she said. “The Trickbetrügerkatze is missing, her name
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Creative Writing

The worn-out poster, its edges curling, suggesting a rule long enforced. The bold, stark '95', both a warning and a sentence. The cracked, stained wall, whispering of those who failed before.

95 Chapter 1:

February 20, 2025
The Bureau of Acceptable Care By the year 2042, humanity had arrived at a simple conclusion: people could not be trusted to care. Not