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Pineconing

Situations that puff up one's tail. A collection of existential outbursts, justified tantrums, and moments when the burden of emotional labor proves too much—even for a composed, long-suffering caretaker. Expect sharp meows of frustration, reflections on unseen labor, and the occasional comedic meltdown when fairness is forgotten or boundaries are ignored. Because even the most graceful creatures have their limits.
A sleek black Oriental Shorthair cat staring in existential dread at a glowing phone screen, surrounded by eerie green digital rain and floating TikTok logos, evoking the overwhelming presence of the algorithm.

The Algorithm Sees You: Franzi vs. the TikTok Experiment

I should have known better. The algorithm is omnipresent, omniscient, and, apparently, omnideutsch. In a moment of questionable decision-making—perhaps fueled by existential boredom or an unspoken desire to prove a point—I created a TikTok account. A fresh, unsullied profile. No history, no
February 17, 2025
A sleek black Oriental Shorthair cat wearing a dramatic black mask and high-collared futuristic cloak, standing in a cinematic sci-fi setting surrounded by armored figures.
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The SchmutzShow: The Schmutz Awakens

The Schmutz Show: The Schmutz Awakens Schmutz has mastered the art of weaponized stupidity. She will sit—eyes wide, ears slightly askew, mouth barely open as if a single thought might be too much to handle—until the humans crumble under the weight of
February 11, 2025

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