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Sharp observations, occasional grievances, and existential tail flicks. A space for dissecting the absurdities of life—both inside the home and beyond. Expect reflections on household injustices, the performative nature of modern existence, and the creeping suspicion that fairness is a myth. From the ethics of curated pet fame to the psychological warfare of the automatic feeder, no topic is too small to overanalyze.
A missing cat poster featuring a pencil sketch of a ginger and white cat named Milly. The sketch has a courtroom-style illustration, giving it a serious yet heartfelt tone. The poster is minimal, with only "MISSING: MILLY" in bold letters at the top.

The Trickbetrügerkatze Is Missing—Should I Care?

I was sitting in the hallway, grooming with purposeful nonchalance, when I heard it. Mum spoke in a hushed tone to Dad, as if uttering something unspeakable. “I found a note from the owner,” she said. “The Trickbetrügerkatze is missing, her name
February 14, 2025
Two sleek black Oriental Shorthair cats sit beside an imbalanced scale with two food bowls—one full and the other half-full—symbolizing fairness, support, and quiet struggles in a multi-cat household.

The Price of Fame, The Weight of Being Seen

After Schmutz’s little influencer disaster (see: The Fake Fame Catastrophe), Mum and I found ourselves in a late-night conversation about money, support, and the strange ways we show love. Schmutz had wanted fifty euros to buy fake fame from a scammer. Mum
February 17, 2025

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