Health

Health & Wellbeing: Mind, Body & Pouch Welcome to the Health & Wellbeing section, where we tackle the physical and mental complexities of feline existence—whether it's the indignity of vet visits, the eternal pouch debate, or the psychological burden of being the most responsible member of the household. Physical Health: Form, Function & Feline DramaThe fine line between a healthy appetite and an elaborate treat scam. Vet verdicts and their questionable legitimacy—especially when weight assessments are involved. Exercise: Essential or just another form of human control? The science of perfecting nap positions for optimal rest and existential contemplation. Mental Health: Stress, Boundaries & Existential DilemmasEmotional labor: Why does Franzi handle all the household anxiety while Schmutz just screams? The nightly madness of zoomies—a stress response or a cry for help? The constant battle for personal space, especially when humans refuse to understand the concept of boundaries. Leash walks and the illusion of freedom—is fresh air worth the humiliation? A cat’s wellbeing is more than just kibble and naps—it’s a delicate balance of physical comfort, mental resilience, and well-timed rebellion. This is the space to explore it all.

You Will Always Be a Dry Catnipstickster

A Memoir of Addiction, Power, and Redemption I remember the first time… It was nothing—just a stick, seemingly unremarkable. Mum dropped it onto the floor with an air of casual generosity. “For you,” she said, unaware she had just set into motion
March 14, 2025