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Two sleek black Oriental Shorthair cats in a dimly lit, sand-covered room. One sits still, staring into the light; the other is mid-motion, chasing or fleeing. Dust dances in golden rays from a high window.

Between Mirror and Mud – A Feline Analysis of Tarkovsky’s Stalker

June 20, 2025

I was curled on the sofa like a question mark, doubting its own punctuation. Mum had put on Stalker again—Tarkovsky’s silent rebellion against narrative ease. No music, no treats. Just mud, dread, and the quiet suspicion that we all carry

Schmutz dreaming of her fans... and signing her merch

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April 10, 2025

You could not imagine it, but it happened- They did it again. As usual, it started with giggles, a laptop left open, and Mum whispering prompts like “Schmutz with glitter tail in limited-edition cosplay armor.” Schmutz purred in delight, of

A sleek black Oriental Shorthair cat sits in a glowing gothic-tech command room, framed by looming shadow claws. In front of her, a digital display reads "PLAYER NOT DETECTED."

Boomer Billionaires and the Cult of the Unasked Opinion

When Elon Musk called Assassin’s Creed: Shadows “terrible,” the internet exploded—not with insight, but with

A surreal theatrical scene of a glowing demonic sourdough jar held out by a shadowy silhouette. In the foreground, a black Oriental Shorthair cat sleeps restlessly, as if trapped in a nightmare. The lighting is dramatic and ominous, evoking the start of a cursed tale.

The Sourdough Incident: A Tale of Leavened Tyranny

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Between Mirror and Mud – A Feline Analysis of Tarkovsky’s Stalker

June 20, 2025

I was curled on the sofa like a question mark, doubting its own punctuation. Mum had put on Stalker again—Tarkovsky’s silent rebellion against narrative ease. No music, no treats. Just mud, dread, and the quiet suspicion that we all carry a Zone

A sleek black Oriental Shorthair cat with glowing green eyes sits solemnly in a sandy scene beside a small dome-shaped cricket village, while flames rise in the foreground. Crickets scatter nearby, suggesting a mix of calm observation and impending chaos.

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The Wasp, the Crickets, and the Curious Case of Misplaced Mercy

May 30, 2025

It was a late morning—sun slanted like an overexposed photograph across the tiles, Schmutz was somewhere behind the curtains making suspiciously ceremonial noises, and I was on high alert, as usual. That’s when the wasp appeared. It hovered with bureaucratic intent, a

Franzi, a sleek black Oriental Shorthair cat, sits composed on a windowsill in a minimalist apartment while a chaotic glitter-covered Schmutz leaps mid-air in a trance. A demon-cat shadow looms behind Franzi, and a messy, handmade Mother’s Day card sits on the table.

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This is pineconing! Of Schmaltz, Betrayal, and Discounted Love

May 9, 2025

I woke up today with a thousand half-licked kibbles in my chest. Not because the heater clicked on late. Not because Schmutz had her tail in my water bowl again. No. It was Meaning—the emotion, not the concept—flicking its claws across my

The Schmutz Show

The Plasticization of Schmutz: A Quiet Cat Watches the Family Become Merchandise

April 10, 2025

You could not imagine it, but it happened- They did it again. As usual, it started with giggles, a laptop left open, and Mum whispering prompts like “Schmutz with glitter tail in limited-edition cosplay armor.” Schmutz purred in delight, of course. She

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This is pineconing! Of Schmaltz, Betrayal, and Discounted Love

May 9, 2025

I woke up today with a thousand half-licked kibbles in my chest. Not because the heater clicked on late. Not because Schmutz had her tail in my water bowl again. No. It was Meaning—the emotion, not the concept—flicking its claws across my inner eyelid at 6:17 a.m. sharp. Because I found it. A letter. A Mother’s Day letter. Written in

Two black Oriental Shorthair cats in a dramatic kitchen scene. One cat balances on an oven handle, eyes narrowed at the glowing demonic sourdough dough inside. The second cat sits nearby mid-howl, while a woman in the background turns in shock, dropping basil. The kitchen is dimly lit with theatrical lighting, spotlighting the oven and cats.

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The Sourdough Incident: Part 2 – The Dough That Would Not Die

March 24, 2025

The sourdough was thriving. Mum was feeding it, praising it—and now, she

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The Sourdough Incident: A Tale of Leavened Tyranny

March 21, 2025

Prologue – Fermented Feelings It began, as most domestic tragedies do, with

A sleek black cat with small bat wings sits dramatically on a rooftop, silhouetted against a glowing full moon. The scene exudes gothic mystery, though the cat’s expression suggests this was not its idea.

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The Bat Wings Incident: A Gross Miscalculation

February 19, 2025

Let me start by saying: I am not cute. I am smart.

A sleek black Oriental Shorthair cat staring in existential dread at a glowing phone screen, surrounded by eerie green digital rain and floating TikTok logos, evoking the overwhelming presence of the algorithm.

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The Algorithm Sees You: Franzi vs. the TikTok Experiment

February 17, 2025

I should have known better. The algorithm is omnipresent, omniscient, and, apparently,

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Boomer Billionaires and the Cult of the Unasked Opinion

March 27, 2025

When Elon Musk called Assassin’s Creed: Shadows “terrible,” the internet exploded—not with insight, but with the sharp scent of ego fermentation. And if that

The kitchen is on Fire, Franzi the oriental shorthair cat is waiting for food while Ann is doom scrolling

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The Delayed Dinner Crisis: A Case Study in Leadership Failure

March 4, 2025

At precisely 6:00 PM, I was supposed to receive dinner. Not as a gift, nor as a frivolous indulgence, but as a contractual obligation

A sleek black Oriental Shorthair cat eagerly reaching for floating social media ‘like’ symbols (hearts, thumbs-up, stars) as if they were a toy. The background has a dreamy, digital-glitch effect with neon lighting, symbolizing the illusion of online validation. A faint silhouette of another cat watches skeptically in the background.

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The Fake Fame Catastrophe: Schmutz Gets Scammed, Franzi Investigates

February 16, 2025

The Fake Fame Catastrophe: Schmutz Gets Scammed, Franzi Investigates It was a day like any other….Me, I watched Schmutz circling the living room, tail

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Ethical Outrage, Convenient Profits: The Double Face of our Moral

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The “Shining Armor” Syndrome Everyone wants to be seen as a valiant critic of corporate greed and economic inequality. The online discourse is ablaze

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A sleek black Oriental Shorthair cat with glowing green eyes steps through a shimmering, glitching wall into a surreal corridor. The setting combines sacred cathedral architecture with futuristic circuitry and floating digital glyphs. The cat walks calmly, as if newly awakened from a dream.

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Cathammer The ninth Protocoll-Chapter One:

March 26, 2025

The pawprint was still there. Smudged. Blinking. Maybe judging. As Felix’s eye throbbed with the ghost of Venomycin-D and unspoken guilt, the slate whispered:

A black Oriental Shorthair cat with glowing green eyes and biomechanical armor stands in the foreground of a dark, gothic sci-fi landscape. Towering alien spires rise in the distance, and a fractured path leads toward a glowing horizon. The cat appears regal, intelligent, and silently powerful.

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CATHAMMER: The Ninth Protocol Prologue

March 13, 2025

She was born of soft things—Franzi, the purring anomaly within the throne of order. Joined by the viral SCHMVTZ-000 and haunted caretakers, this mythic

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February 20, 2025

The Bureau of Acceptable Care By the year 2042, humanity had arrived at a simple conclusion: people could not be trusted to care. Not

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